January 11, 2017

Single and Ready to Mangle the Last Years of My Youthfulness

Yes, it's my birthday today - I'm 21!

I can prove it: Who are the Beatles?

Now reward my impossible youthfulness with all kinds of copy/paste sentimentality and monetary notes dropping out of cards I'll never read. 

I in return shall eat diebetising foods, listen to Nirvana but at considerate volume, and do online quizzes about what breed of a houseful of cats are best suited to eat my face.

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