April 17, 2017

Warlock 'n' Roll

The singer/guitarist asked me if my top was purple. 
I showed him, yes. 
He said that with the starry scarf I was in a wizard theme. 
I humbly agreed - only I don't do anything humbly. 
He asked where my wand was. 
I told him to wait and I unzipped my fly, stuck my hand down my pants and poked out a warlock finger dick. 
This is how you know magic is real.

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